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Whut?

 

You know what, yes, I told them. But only because I want to stop this senseless trolling, kick the ENG clan to thier senses and to prevent a giant ass flame war.

 

I was invited to the group and I accepted it without knowing what the fuck they are. And no one told me about some bull shit tryout thing.

 

But nevertheless, let us all stop this dumb trolling as people will never be as good as the trolololo guy.

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Hmm. I did a little experimenting of my own, since EnG doesn't know me. Since Jr is my bro, we staged a trolling session in Dustbowl, pretending I was this UK student who was good with scout, but purposely got dominated. Jr was a so-called rapist and we agreed to call each other noobs. Jr willingly let me kill him, so that I look like a pro and he like some half-assed pro.

 

Their scout is a total medpack hogger. One 23dmg hit, and he runs to the medpack. Epic lol.

 

And read on for pro scout tips and gunboats vs shotgun debate.

 

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Player FIR joined team BLU

 

Teams have been switched.

FIR : eh are you guys recruiting?

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : yea

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : yea

FIR : looking for what? :o

11z : lookin for engies

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : lol

11z : can i be his medic

FIR : cause im looking for a team to join

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : its up to you really

 

Looks like anyone can join!

 

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FIR : can i try out?

FIR : as scout

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : sure

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : alright lets begin shawll we

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : stop medic

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : NO KI:LL ME

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : medic stop

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : FUCK U ALL MAN

11z : :D

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : ILL KICK U ALL OUT OF EnG

FIR : ooh sorry :S

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : seriously 11z

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : DONT SMILE WITH ME DUMBASS

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : its a tryout

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : ;_;

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : stop healing

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : dumb ass

11z : try out as a medic!

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : were not finished yet

FIR : how to try out with engy :S

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : wait for yer turn

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : stop medic

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : or gone

11z : :C

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : take out sentry pls unless u have wrangler

11z : lost connection with steam;-;

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : WHAT THE FUCK 11Z SERIOUSLY U GODDAMN FUCK

11z : ok ok srs

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Player Jr. has joined the game

FIR : omg

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : ;_;

Player Jr. joined team BLU

FIR : eh who's Jr?

FIR : one of yours?

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : no

11z : secret agent

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : yea

FIR : :o is he good?

11z : rapist

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : his racist so yea maybe

Jr. : me racist?

FIR : kk i try kill the rapist

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : yes

Jr. : how am i racist?

FIR : wah wtf rapist? like noob :o

Player faun has joined the game

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : jsut shut up and play teh game

Jr. : wa

Jr. : wtf

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FIR : eng is pro clan?

FIR : im from uk, need experience here

11z : hurt me:C

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : DONT COME NEAR ME

FIR : who's faun? another so called pro?

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : maybe

11z : no hes just a reapist

faun : wheres my idle items fuck

(Voice) 11z: Spy!

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : NO KILL ME GUYS

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : IM A ENGI

 

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FIR : this jr dude isnt so pro also :S

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : COME HERE 11

11z : i here

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : UR GONNA DIE IN MY SENTRY

Jr. : who r u?

11z : D:

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : COME OVER HERE

FIR : no srsly whos jr

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : lol

11z : me?

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : stupid sentry

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : dont know who he is

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : random person i guess

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : oh i remember

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : he is the troll guy

Jr. : who the fuck is this fFIR?

FIR : troll guy?

11z : sentry go click click

Player faun left the game (Disconnect by user.)

FIR : what'd he do?

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : TAKE MY TELEPORTER GUY

Jr. : the singer group right?

11z : okai

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : lol

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : he teleport here and u die

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : AHAHAHAHAAHAH

11z : D:

FIR : guys, seriously, when can i do my scout tryout?

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : sure

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : i just dominated u

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : o-o

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : lol

FIR : :o all assists only

Jr. : In a Relationship with Eloise Alvaro

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : lol?

FIR : i have 12-6 kdr

Jr. : In a Relationship with Eloise Alvaro

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : yeah right

FIR : :o

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : the last one was an assist

FIR : Eloise Alvaro?

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : all was kill to you

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Jr. : hey fir guy, dont insult them, they are srs ppl

(Voice) 11z: Spy!

11z : srs budness

FIR : :o pros

FIR : omfg

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FIR : any tips for scout?

11z : dont die

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : fuck yourself :D!

Jr. : they will troll u fir

FIR : :o

Jr. : SEE

FIR : :( perhaps i was mistaken

11z : bottle wont break

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : lol

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FIR : guys any tips for taking out the medic in competitive play?

11z : rocketjump melee

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Jr. : dont bother asking, they will troll you

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : ask Jr.

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : he is a pro

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : yea

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : his pro-est

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Jr. : how am i pro? I beat elder but i cant use elder.....

FIR : but Jr is a noob, i just raped him

Jr. : yfu

Jr. : fu

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : who said defeating an elder gets u an elder rank

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : try reading brah

11z : xjz server?

FIR : elder rank? is that like MW2 prestige rank?

Jr. : but why? i beat a high rank person

Jr. : dont i earn it?

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : fuck it bunneh u deleted me from friend list

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : I WANT MY SS BACK

FIR : SS?

FIR : sidney sleeper?

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : BUNNEHH

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : short stop

11z : dont trust bunnies

Jr. : whats that?

FIR : :o thank god i heard only nubs use sidney sleeper

FIR : shortstop allowed in competitive play?

Jr. : I USE SIDNEY SLEEPER LA

11z : for teh kss

Jr. : WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FIR???

11z : roecket me up

Player NEDKIL™ Newby has joined the game

FIR : so shortstop is actually allowed in competitive?

Jr. : is he an EnG trying to trroll me??

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : no fir its not

Jr. : oh...

FIR : ah. how bout other scout stuff?

FIR : candy cane, boston basher?

Jr. : i told u, dont bother asking, they will troll you

11z : i like your bald engie

FIR : stfu noob

FIR : i just raped you

FIR : jr

Player NEDKIL™ Newby joined team RED

Jr. : :(

Jr. : troll

11z : yes

11z : engie on roof

11z : D:

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : blow me up there

NEDKIL™ Newby : why sentry wont shoot?o.o

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FIR : does your clan have a frag vid? i hear lots of teams have them

11z : :D

11z : ohshit

11z : i do not understand why im using the shovel

FIR : is gunboats better than shotgun?

FIR : because of mobility?

11z : depends on how much you use shotgun

11z : zomge

11z : explode

FIR : overall, eh? is it good?

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : FIR just shut up and play the game your annoying

FIR : im just asking for tips and this is what you call me?

FIR : annoying?

FIR : meh Jr was right

FIR : you ARE trolling me

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : Shut the fuck up troll

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : we know what your doing

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : so stop it

11z : trolls?

11z : boxxy

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : lmao

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : youtube not topic :|

FIR : zzzzz i came back from UK 3 weeks ago douchebags

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : yes :D!

EnG(OoS)!BunnehTheBuff : shut up scum bag

EnG!(OoS)Knight Shuriken_Paw : also yes :D~

FIR : scumbag lol

FIR : ah well

FIR : bye guys thanks for the trolling

*DEAD* 11z : D;

 

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TL;DR:

 

Is shotgun better than gunboats, for mobility?

 

DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU USE SHOTGUN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Any tips to take out the medic as scout?

 

ROCKETJUMP MELEE. FUCK YEAH SCOUT HAZ RAWKET LAWNCHAR!

 

Any tips for scout?

 

DON'T DIE. FUCK YOURSELF. FUCKING WIN.

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I've been trying my best to explain to them that this trolling shit has stopped and that the community isin't so hostile to newcomers. We should be giving them tips and pointers instead of trolling and bullying.

 

How's the community going to grow if you scare away newcomers? Their leader told me they visited to site so they could find mentors and advice to get better, instead they got trolled and it really put them off. Now they think that all Asian players are douchebags.

 

We should really be warmer and more receptive, so that we can grow our community and become recognised as being a close-knit society, rather than being famous for the number of trolls.

 

 

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Asians are douches


Pro-tip: get a bunch of friends. Keep on playing. don't stop even when people troll you. Oh and be a nice guy and suck up to everyone in mumble.

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I think its important for us to also realise that, it was only that mirage guy, and give him a little slack, he is young. Ch3rry dun keep piling on hate man.

 

In other news. Asians only good at studies and starcraft so why play tf2?


and seriously just suck upppp. It works wonders for ppl.

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lol benny' date=' you think we'll mentor someone whos going to say 'we play 2 months and are better than those who play for 2 years'?

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Poor Flare.

 

and seriously just suck upppp. It works wonders for ppl.

 

+1

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I actually tried to ask if they wanted help in how to play, did it that day after a pug displayed how terrible they are at life in general. All i got from one of the dickheads was no thanks troll no thanks fuck u no thanks fuck u no thanks spamming the channel (which should warrent a ban anyway).

 

I can only conclude that they are too thick to realise they need a brain transplant.

 

in 3 days time ill be back in the uk, add me Falre hes my true identity.

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Hey Flare teach me NS2 skills plox

 

 

i dont even have it yet ^_^. i hope they didnt take away bhopping i will enjoy relearning how to bhop backwards through the whole map without bumping.

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Hey Flare teach me NS2 skills plox

 

 

i dont even have it yet ^_^. i hope they didnt take away bhopping i will enjoy relearning how to bhop backwards through the whole map without bumping.

 

backwards movement speed reduced to 40%

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