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Guys I found the perfect tf2 mentor

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EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: haha

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: high

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: hi*

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: >:3

Flare: are are u pro

Flare: hi*

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: i can teach u any class u want

Flare: i only play solly

Flare: how to play?

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: prediction

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: is al u nid

Flare: do i need rockets/

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: ahaahh

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: yes

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: xD

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: wait

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: stop tf2

Flare: can use buff banner?

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: ill show u a vid

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: of my clan

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: yes

Flare: ok

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: but not recommended

Flare: show me plz

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: it shud b ur 2nd wep

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: im not in it though

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe:

Flare: so cool

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: u will see

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: how they

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: predict

Flare: so pro how to rocket jump properly

Flare: mine very short

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: for

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: low jump

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: aim behinfd

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: behind

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: shoot and jump

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: for far

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: quickly

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: do the same

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: but b4 u jump

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: quickly crouch

Flare: so u shoot and crouch and jump at the same time?

Flare: so complicated

Flare: hahax

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: lawl

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: if u join

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: my clan

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: i can teach u more

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: i taught

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: ksharp

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: now hes pro scout

Flare: ur clan is eng! ?

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: ksharp was the other guy earlier

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: with the mic

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: this

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: clan

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: im in

Flare: whats mic for?

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: is the branch

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: nothing

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: i just use it

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: coz i lazy type

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: this clan is the branch

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: original is

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: .:EnG!:.

Flare: u all pro clan

Flare: how long u all play

Flare: i play a few days only

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: i play

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: mayb

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: 2 months

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: and i more pro

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: than

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: few years players

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: ppl can play for 2 yrs

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: and im still better

Flare: you must be the most pro in your clan then

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: nah

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: we got better

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: im a leader

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: of teachers

Flare: ah ok u must have lotsa experience with each class

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: yes

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: i can teach u any class

Flare: i want to get better at solly

Flare: how do u hit ppl in the air??

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: pediction again

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: shoot below them

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: when the rocket reach them

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: they shud be

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: the same length

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: as the

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: rocket

Flare: ? same length? like i measure on the screen the soldier and the rocket/?

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: no

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: when

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: u shoot the rocket

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: below them

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: they will still fall

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: when

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: they reach

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: zzz

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: i mean

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: like

Flare: ohhhh

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: if u shoot

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: directly at them

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: ur rocket

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: will just

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: miss above them

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: so shoot below them

Flare: ok i see

Flare: so they will fall and die

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: no

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: not fall and die

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: u kill them in mid air

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: not aim at floor

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: aim below them

Flare: ah okok pro tip

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: =]

Flare: i shall practice more bahx

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: wait

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe:

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: watch this

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: video by

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: the clans

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: best sniper

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: u will see

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: why i say

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: aim below them

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: these are from diffrent players

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: just the maker of the vid is the sniper

Flare: ohh i see i see

Flare: wah so difficult

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: yes

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: eng is a pro clan

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: but not famous\

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: if we were famous

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: we wud be feared by every server

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: apparently

Flare: ohhh i see

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: they duno us

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: thats why we got no respect from ppl just now

Flare: tahst terrible

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: yar

Flare: i heard there is an asiafortress competition

Flare: why not you all play there?

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: nah

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: waste of time

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: just a game anyway

Flare: but you all win own them all

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: yes

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: but its just a game nothing to get serious about

Flare: one day i will become as good as you all

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: yes

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: you will

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: ur oredi good

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: just keep it up

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: soon enuf

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: i cud add u into the clan

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: =]

Flare: now i not good enough?? :(

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: ur good enuf

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: but i wana see

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: what possibilties u have

Flare: ah ok :( i will train and show u

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: yes =]

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: if u nid to noe

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: anything

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: tell me

Flare: alright sure thanks u r a good help

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: no prob~

 

 

>=3

 

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the funny thing was that in the server i was raping as usual, so i ask him, 'dh or normal rocket launcher betters" and hes like dont use DH use normal weapnznnZn cuz pros use that. so i go 'ok' and switch to DH and rape it up and after that i say 'how is dis how to play solly i donno i anyhow shoot' and hes like 'prediction is all you need' <--- wtf. i was so obviously trolling him cuz i was like CAN PREDICT 4D WITH PREDICTION? and he didnt get it :(

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EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: eng is a pro clan

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: but not famous\

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: if we were famous

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: we wud be feared by every server

EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: apparently

 

 

EnG Scrimed oYg and oYg won 5-0 for both maps. And we arn't that good. Lol.

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do u guys want more' date=' ill chat him up again today if i can be bothered roflrolf. maybe ill ask for a trial.

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Why don't you ask him to scrim for a mix that you assemble?

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Continuing Flare's convo, I wanted to go for the tryouts. ENJOY!

 

12:10 - Jr.: so when can i tryout?

12:10 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: wich

12:10 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: task

12:10 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: do u choose

12:10 - Jr.: dominate an elder

12:10 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: good

12:10 - Jr.: good?

12:10 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: yes

12:11 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: ur bravwe

12:11 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: brave

12:11 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: ur one of them ill love to teach

12:11 - Jr.: try luck only...

 

12:11 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: =]

12:11 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: james meet jr

12:11 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: jr meet james

12:11 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: the founder of this branch

12:11 - Jr.: hello

12:12 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: Jr you sure?

12:12 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: the last 15 people choose test 3

12:12 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: and they failed

12:12 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: :P

12:14 - EnG!(OoS)Warrior Shuriken_Paw: omg so many choosing test 3 ^.^

 

12:15 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: hes mvp on usual occasion

12:15 - Jr.: hii

12:15 - EnG!(OoS)Warrior Shuriken_Paw: Oh

12:15 - EnG!(OoS)Warrior Shuriken_Paw: im scared

12:15 - EnG!(OoS)Warrior Shuriken_Paw: :o

 

12:16 - Jr.: i scared u bully me :(

12:16 - EnG!(OoS)Warrior Shuriken_Paw: yea james is gonna bully you

12:16 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: lawl

12:16 - EnG!(OoS)Warrior Shuriken_Paw: james go easy on him :P

 

12:32 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: Paw, Jr defeated me :D

12:32 - EnG!(OoS)Warrior Shuriken_Paw: really?

12:32 - EnG!(OoS)Warrior Shuriken_Paw: wtf?

12:32 - EnG!(OoS)Warrior Shuriken_Paw: noob

12:32 - EnG!(OoS)Warrior Shuriken_Paw: D:

 

12:52 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: hey

12:52 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: Jr, consdiering you beat me :D

12:52 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: I give you the honor

12:52 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: of using the tag

12:53 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: EnG!(OoS)Apostle Jr.

12:53 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: change Jr. to a name you want

 

12:56 - Jr.: but i was thinking cuz i beat u, can i use the elder name?

12:57 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: no...

12:57 - Jr.: why? :(

12:57 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: im a bit better than you think :D

12:57 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: i can kill 50 people in 1 life

12:57 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: if i want to :P

12:57 - Jr.: wa

12:58 - Jr.: i can never do that

12:58 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: as i said, i didnt have my tf2 mojo :D

 

 

AFTER THAT HE INVITED ME TO THE CLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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12:57 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: im a bit better than you think

12:57 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: i can kill 50 people in 1 life

12:57 - EnG!(OoS)ElderJameslyle2: if i want to

 

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wow he must be a real gangster in real life. 'i can kil 50 people in 1 life' is like an awesome facebook status. and

 

12:11 - EnG!(OoS)ChiefLibrarianMiRaGe: ur one of them ill love to teach

 

sounds vaguely pornographic

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guyz remember if u all wanna try out dont blow my cover. keep pretending you all are pure shites at tf2 while repeatedly owning them. they REALLY dont get it. like i can dominate the whole pub and ask qns like "HOW TO SHOT ROKET" and he'll honestly give a full answer.

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