Shounic

Hope you're all excited for the last month of the year, and we all know what that means! CHRISTMAS! Well here at Asia Fortress we celebrate Christmas too! But we have been keeping a secret from you all and it's time to come clean.... Last Christmas, our dearest sand camel was out on a ski trip with Admirable Fuzzbeard. They were enjoying their time off as admins in the busy world of Asia Fortress. They've decided to stay the night at a cabin in the middle of the forest that nobody occupied for some reason. No reason not to go in! Everything was fine that night when all of a sudden... "FUCKING NIGGERS!" shouted Spammah as he woke up in the middle of a night to a loud noise outside the cabin. Sleeping in the same bed with him, Fuzz groaned out loud, "Whatis it? someone off-classing again?" as he casually stroked his beard and sat up on the bed. "Nah Curry Powder I heard a loud noise outside", replied Spammah. “Well I’ve watched enough horror movies to know what happens next. I’ll get some paper to start working on my will.” “No you fucking nigger! We have to investigate. Don't worry, after my eye surgery I'm like Peter Pan from that fucking Dinsey Movie, I can meatshot anything!!” “Don’t you mean Robin Hood….? But -sigh- whatever. Let my grab my comb real quick.” “The fuck do you need to comb? Let’s go nigger their flank is weak!!!!” “My beard is messy.” After a brief period of verbal abuse, the admin duo finally make it outside of the cabin. As Spammah takes his first step into the icy cold, he yet again screams more expletives into the child friendly forest neighbourhood. Luckily for Fuzz, he was able to calm Spammah down by letting him hold his beard. "Okay... So let's see here.... Where was that noise...." Spammah, whose middle name was Goldfish, was having difficulties in pinpointing the general whereabouts of the loud noise and decided to go for the most rational option. Despite the fact that the piece of equipment didn't have much relevance to the ski trip, Spammah went back inside to grab an aluminum suitcase. What's inside???? "Okay Fuzz. This radar is top of the line technology, I estimate we'll be able to find that mysterious noise in two hours." As Spammah configures his radar, Fuzz comments “Why do you need the radar? Don’t you remember where the sound came from?” “WELL IF YOU’RE SO FUCKING SMART YOU TRY FIND IT FUCKING CURRY SNORTING CUNT” screamed Spammah. Fuzz examines his surroundings and spot a faint yellow light being emitted from behind the Cabin. “It’s probably you know, in that direction…” Fuzz comments. Fuzz awkwardly stands in the cold staring at Spammah’s angry camel eyes anticipating for a reply that would never come before sighing and leading the way. What the two saw could only be simply described as a capsule. The capsule had a handle on it; presumably a hatch that opens to reveals the capsule’s contents. Upon closer examination, there’s a message on it. “WARNING: HONKEES” Spammah places his two hands on the handle and starts jerking it. “Wait Spammah! We need to think about this rationally before we open this. Clearly something dangerous lies behind this door!” shouted Fuzz. Spammah paused his jerking to turn to Fuzz. He shrugs and then promptly goes back to jerking the door, attempting to open it. “SPAMMAH THINK ABOUT THIS” Fuzz warned Spammah. But no. Spammah want open, Spammah must open. Eventually Fuzz passes out from exhaustion and Spammah, being a camel, kept pushing on. One of Spammah's humps were thoroughly depleted but at last......the capsule opened. Inside was what Spammah described as “yellow niggers”. These aliens were pulled out of the capsule, and were identified as “Shounic”, and "And". There were more aliens in the capsule but Spammah got tired and closed the door trapping the rest inside. Shounic and And were brought back into the secret underground Asia Fortress Admin Cave to work in the secret potato farm, right next to the now obsolete padi field because of all the excess padi a fellow Vietnamese couldn't sell and just donated it to Asia Fortress. Introducing the ASIA FORTRESS MASH POTATOS FOOD FIGHT! That’s right my dear potatoes! The story didn't really explain anything but the idea is simple. You sign-up, we mix you all into teams. This competition will run for the month of December, and the winner announced at the end, along with a prize. BUT IT’S ACTUALLY NOT AS SIMPLE AS THAT. (oh dang son) Did you ever want to play with the best of the best? No? Well still, it would be fun wouldn’t it????? We have a mysterious list of Veterans who will be mixed into the teams with you. NOW THAT’S A MASHED POTATO. How to Sign-Up: http://asiafortress.com/forums/index.php?/topic/3256-afcmash-sign-ups/

Hope you're all excited for the last month of the year, and we all know what that means! CHRISTMAS! Well here at Asia Fortress we celebrate Christmas too! But we have been keeping a secret from you all and it's time to come clean.... Last Christmas, our dearest sand camel was out on a ski trip with Admirable Fuzzbeard. They were enjoying their time off as admins in the busy world of Asia Fortress. They've decided to stay the night at a cabin in the middle of the forest that nobody occupied for some reason. No reason not to go in! Everything was fine that night when all of a sudden... "FUCKING NIGGERS!" shouted Spammah as he woke up in the middle of a night to a loud noise outside the cabin. Sleeping in the same bed with him, Fuzz groaned out loud, "Whatis it? someone off-classing again?" as he casually stroked his beard and sat up on the bed. "Nah Curry Powder I heard a loud noise outside", replied Spammah. “Well I’ve watched enough horror movies to know what happens next. I’ll get some paper to start working on my will.” “No you fucking nigger! We have to investigate. Don't worry, after my eye surgery I'm like Peter Pan from that fucking Dinsey Movie, I can meatshot anything!!” “Don’t you mean Robin Hood….? But -sigh- whatever. Let my grab my comb real quick.” “The fuck do you need to comb? Let’s go nigger their flank is weak!!!!” “My beard is messy.” After a brief period of verbal abuse, the admin duo finally make it outside of the cabin. As Spammah takes his first step into the icy cold, he yet again screams more expletives into the child friendly forest neighbourhood. Luckily for Fuzz, he was able to calm Spammah down by letting him hold his beard. "Okay... So let's see here.... Where was that noise...." Spammah, whose middle name was Goldfish, was having difficulties in pinpointing the general whereabouts of the loud noise and decided to go for the most rational option. Despite the fact that the piece of equipment didn't have much relevance to the ski trip, Spammah went back inside to grab an aluminum suitcase. What's inside???? "Okay Fuzz. This radar is top of the line technology, I estimate we'll be able to find that mysterious noise in two hours." As Spammah configures his radar, Fuzz comments “Why do you need the radar? Don’t you remember where the sound came from?” “WELL IF YOU’RE SO FUCKING SMART YOU TRY FIND IT FUCKING CURRY SNORTING CUNT” screamed Spammah. Fuzz examines his surroundings and spot a faint yellow light being emitted from behind the Cabin. “It’s probably you know, in that direction…” Fuzz comments. Fuzz awkwardly stands in the cold staring at Spammah’s angry camel eyes anticipating for a reply that would never come before sighing and leading the way. What the two saw could only be simply described as a capsule. The capsule had a handle on it; presumably a hatch that opens to reveals the capsule’s contents. Upon closer examination, there’s a message on it. “WARNING: HONKEES” Spammah places his two hands on the handle and starts jerking it. “Wait Spammah! We need to think about this rationally before we open this. Clearly something dangerous lies behind this door!” shouted Fuzz. Spammah paused his jerking to turn to Fuzz. He shrugs and then promptly goes back to jerking the door, attempting to open it. “SPAMMAH THINK ABOUT THIS” Fuzz warned Spammah. But no. Spammah want open, Spammah must open. Eventually Fuzz passes out from exhaustion and Spammah, being a camel, kept pushing on. One of Spammah's humps were thoroughly depleted but at last......the capsule opened. Inside was what Spammah described as “yellow niggers”. These aliens were pulled out of the capsule, and were identified as “Shounic”, and "And". There were more aliens in the capsule but Spammah got tired and closed the door trapping the rest inside. Shounic and And were brought back into the secret underground Asia Fortress Admin Cave to work in the secret potato farm, right next to the now obsolete padi field because of all the excess padi a fellow Vietnamese couldn't sell and just donated it to Asia Fortress. Introducing the ASIA FORTRESS MASH POTATOS FOOD FIGHT! That’s right my dear potatoes! The story didn't really explain anything but the idea is simple. You sign-up, we mix you all into teams. This competition will run for the month of December, and the winner announced at the end, along with a prize. BUT IT’S ACTUALLY NOT AS SIMPLE AS THAT. (oh dang son) Did you ever want to play with the best of the best? No? Well still, it would be fun wouldn’t it????? We have a mysterious list of Veterans who will be mixed into the teams with you. NOW THAT’S A MASHED POTATO. How to Sign-Up: http://asiafortress.com/forums/index.php?/topic/3256-afcmash-sign-ups/ Click here to view the article

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Yes

Hello all! Hope everyone is having a good day. With the recent reformation of the Admin Team, we've identified the need to improve transparency between community and admin activity. Which is what I - shounic will be the most involved in. Outside of that we also have And(rew) who's helping out with other general stuff around the Admin Team. Hope you welcome us, and have fun in the first real event I (shounic) am running, along with help from Andrew! If you've noticed lately Fuzz and I (shounic, you get it now right?) have been more active on the forums. And AS A EXCELLENT SEGUE, we've set up a poll on the new weapon suggestions we've received from you guys. Head over to http://asiafortress....coming-changes/ and give us your thoughts! We've added little bits and pieces of other info in that thread as well so take a look! Merry Christmas! - Shounic Click here to view the article

Hello all! Hope everyone is having a good day. With the recent reformation of the Admin Team, we've identified the need to improve transparency between community and admin activity. Which is what I - shounic will be the most involved in. Outside of that we also have And(rew) who's helping out with other general stuff around the Admin Team. Hope you welcome us, and have fun in the first real event I (shounic) am running, along with help from Andrew! If you've noticed lately Fuzz and I (shounic, you get it now right?) have been more active on the forums. And AS A EXCELLENT SEGUE, we've set up a poll on the new weapon suggestions we've received from you guys. Head over to http://asiafortress....coming-changes/ and give us your thoughts! We've added little bits and pieces of other info in that thread as well so take a look! Merry Christmas! - Shounic

execution is being discussed. Any suggestions from community? We don't want to unban everything at once, at most two at a time. We want time to chat about how the community is reacting to it and heavy use to determine whether the unbanned weapons are suitable. possibly a poll in the future.

well shit. no I edit. i bring you to the Asia Fortress Underground High Court ™ if it doesn't count fukr

NI HAO, have questions about the competition? Post here! (also screw you idiots who posted not sign ups in the article. who does that kind of thing??? And to the sly nerds who put a comment in their sign up, god damn you.)

only if it's <30$ HKD

i lyk cuz i crai :'(

Depending on sign-ups, first match may start Saturday, 7th of December. End will be at the last week of December, and if things demand so, extra weeks will be added.

the point is to keep them mysterious :^D

http://teamfortress.tv/forum/thread/11717-i52#post-27 WE SEND W40KLIFE TO i55 LAN

tried to change what certain text said. e.g. i tired changing "medic called medic" to like "asdf" and it didn't work, in both the txt & .dat file *shrug*

I tried doing that and got breast cancer. how do i edit it????????????????

We (admins) have been discussing possibly unbanning less impactful weapons like the Winger and Amputator to see how it goes.

lol i didn't say don't want weapon, just try recommend you how to go about actually making a difference since our admins are quite picky.

i personally want to see direct hit

if you really want to know i say make new topic for the sake of cleaner but this also can laaaaaa. Go on, discuss dear friends.

i say weapon ban only

There's been >5 people so far who've actually said anything about the current unlock list. Yeah, it's fine to suggest things, lol. What are you on about? My point was that if change was to happen there needs to be more people expressing their opinion on the matter so admins would know what the overall community actually wants. something lesser like strange weapons is okay, the admins will talk it out. But a unlock list change is quite drastic, and would affect everyone in different ways.

Yes. There hasn't been enough community input to trigger admin backroom chat about altering the weapon list. Make a new post and get more diverse opinions on the matter from the community. We cannot change whitelist just because you want to. ---- BTW nata has stated before he doesn't like strange weapons. His opinion may still be the same... http://asiafortress.com/forum/index.php?/topic/2983-why-dont-the-servers-count-strange-kills/

how does the latter work?

we haven't said no to the new "reskins". Just be patient and let them work it out. Natapon has been busy lately and he's the only one with server access iirc. regarding unbanning new weapons, the quickfix was so dumb on gullywash mids as you could see from ESEA. It caused so many stalemates too. You might be bored, but other people seem to be fine with our current unlock system. If you are really that insistent and confident in these new unlocks you can create a new topic and let the community decide for themselves then.