Jump to content
Upcoming
  • asiafortress cup 14

spammah

Honorary Staff
  • Content count

    1580
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    22

Everything posted by spammah

  1. Hey guys, I'm giving away 20 BattleField 4 keys for free here on a first-come first serve basis to anyone. The keys expire on August 30th so you should get them quickly before. Just make a reply post here in this thread or PM me through the website and I'll PM you the key (only 1 key per person). Members of a certain special-needs mental disability group from the current Mumble server, and their three associated autists will not be eligible for this give-away! Grab the keys quickly boys and girls.
  2. spammah

    Giving away a few Battlefield 4 keys

    I'm out of keys now. Closing thread.
  3. spammah

    Giving away a few Battlefield 4 keys

    I've PMed the key to you through the forum PM. 18 keys left.
  4. spammah

    I'm sorry Spammah!

    ......And here I thought tunnel-visioning happened only inside AFL pugs.
  5. spammah

    I'm sorry Spammah!

    Eh? I'm keeping you blocked dude, it's for the best. No hard feelings so you can relax. I don't know why you had to put your nose in between 2 other dudes in some random pug, or make this thread, lol. Too lazy to write a wall-text, so since you wanna paste chat logs, here's mine, enjoy. Friday, May 02, 2014 3:41 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: one down 3:41 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: 6 to go nigga 3:41 PM - spammah: ? 3:41 PM - spammah: ah 3:41 PM - spammah: exams 3:41 PM - spammah: drama drama 3:41 PM - spammah: in af pug 3:41 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: wooo 3:41 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: drama 3:41 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: let me hear ti 3:41 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: brb shower 1st 3:41 PM - spammah: ill tell u in few minbs 3:41 PM - spammah: eating luncvh 3:41 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: kk 3:52 PM - spammah: back 3:52 PM - spammah: i'll make it tldr 3:52 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: woo 3:52 PM - spammah: snakewater pug 3:52 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: mumbe? 3:52 PM - spammah: no 3:52 PM - spammah: type here 3:52 PM - spammah: so i can save chat log 3:52 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: k 3:53 PM - spammah: http://sizzlingstats.com/stats/204998 3:53 PM - spammah: this one 3:53 PM - spammah: yupi = cuteman 3:53 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: woo 3:53 PM - spammah: playing fine 3:53 PM - spammah: ketiak = playing fine 3:53 PM - spammah: skar = new to the game or something. he's the roamer so he's sucking, but whateever, who cares 3:53 PM - spammah: lona = pocket 3:53 PM - spammah: omega = medic 3:53 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lol 3:53 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: 13 - 35 3:53 PM - spammah: az = scout 3:54 PM - spammah: lona = most passive pocket youll ever see. sits in the back of lobby and masturbates every 30 seconds 3:54 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lol 3:54 PM - spammah: doing it since years if u remember 3:54 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: nope 3:54 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: dont remember him being good 3:54 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lol 3:54 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: like some wolo 3:54 PM - spammah: well he's been doing it for many many many months then 3:54 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: toki playing lol 3:54 PM - spammah: ya. version of wolo that doesnt use his brain when pocket 3:55 PM - spammah: i already chewed him out for playing passive-fapping a few weeks ago. deleted him from friends list too. nigga was nice to come in mumble and talk to me but yeah. not gonna bother with him again 3:55 PM - spammah: omega medic. bad medic. nice guy but just doestn understand healing at all 3:55 PM - spammah: or ubers 3:55 PM - spammah: so 3:56 PM - spammah: now u have an idea of what's gonna happen in the pug right? 3:56 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: so 3:56 PM - spammah: we have ad or disad? what happens? 3:56 PM - spammah: lona and omega 3:56 PM - spammah: sitting in the back 3:56 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: cuteman 3:56 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: rage 3:56 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: ? 3:56 PM - spammah: masturbating 3:56 PM - spammah: nono 3:56 PM - spammah: me 3:56 PM - spammah: i raged 3:56 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lol 3:56 PM - spammah: so lona omega sitting in the back masturbating 3:56 PM - spammah: while enemy has med down 3:56 PM - spammah: or demo down 3:56 PM - spammah: or something 3:56 PM - spammah: just being dumb you know 3:56 PM - spammah: and im in the frontline with our roamer + scouts 3:56 PM - spammah: asking for heals 3:56 PM - spammah: asking our team in chat to push up 3:56 PM - spammah: nothing 3:56 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lol 3:56 PM - spammah: i die after 10 secs fighting 234234 everyone expecting our team uber 3:56 PM - spammah: nothing 3:57 PM - spammah: i switch specs 3:57 PM - spammah: i see lona omega masturbating in the baaaaaaack 3:57 PM - spammah: in 2nd cp 3:57 PM - spammah: or lobby 3:57 PM - spammah: not sure what htey're doing alone there 3:57 PM - spammah: always 3:57 PM - spammah: so 3:57 PM - spammah: i say "we're supposed to push with uber ad balblabalbla" 3:57 PM - spammah: said a bunch of things politely 3:57 PM - spammah: then i said "and u epxect me not to rage"? 3:57 PM - spammah: aza pipes up 3:57 PM - spammah: you know how aza is 3:57 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lol 3:57 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: wall of text? 3:57 PM - spammah: no 3:58 PM - spammah: just feels the need to put his nose in 3:58 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: kk 3:58 PM - spammah: he's been palying demo for a few weeks now. testing new class or somethin. who cares 3:58 PM - spammah: pretty terrrible at it 3:58 PM - spammah: 1 week ago, he's got 12 points? 3:58 PM - spammah: for 25 mins 3:58 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lolol 3:58 PM - spammah: in gullywash 3:58 PM - spammah: as demo 3:58 PM - spammah: in a fair pug that ended 3-3 3:58 PM - spammah: he subbed out after 25 mins 3:58 PM - spammah: proceeds to whine at me in my friends chat 3:58 PM - spammah: i was like wtf 3:58 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: again? 3:58 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: 25 mins whine 3:58 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lol 3:58 PM - spammah: no 3:58 PM - spammah: wining at me 3:58 PM - spammah: 'fuck man our scouts not covering flank' 3:58 PM - spammah: xoom's excuse 3:58 PM - spammah: etc 3:59 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: thats the same line 3:58 PM - spammah: ya 3:59 PM - spammah: btw 3:59 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: that day i played 3:59 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lol 3:59 PM - spammah: be careful what u type 3:59 PM - spammah: cuz im gonna copy paste this chat log 3:59 PM - spammah: in case they make drama in the forums or something 3:59 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: hahahha 3:59 PM - spammah: ya 3:59 PM - spammah: :>>>>>> 3:59 PM - spammah: azn raping time 3:59 PM - spammah: so 3:59 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: hahahhahaa 3:59 PM - spammah: he's like 'fuck man scouts not covering flanks' blablabla 3:59 PM - spammah: i was in spec talking in friends chat with other niggers watching the game 3:59 PM - spammah: and this one is clearly aza's fault 3:59 PM - spammah: jus cant hit shit 3:59 PM - spammah: stickies pipes 3:59 PM - spammah: nothing 3:59 PM - spammah: you know how he aims down on the floor? 4:00 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: nope 4:00 PM - spammah: aza 4:00 PM - spammah: scout aiming down on floor? 4:01 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: granny reading glasses? 4:01 PM - spammah: ya ya 4:01 PM - spammah: so 4:01 PM - spammah: its ok. he's doing it as demo 4:01 PM - spammah: but his aiming style just sucks 4:01 PM - spammah: cant hit shit 4:01 PM - spammah: so i tell him straight out in the friends chat lol 4:01 PM - spammah: "your aim syle sucks" 4:01 PM - spammah: "chjange it" 4:01 PM - spammah: he goes "ok whatever" 4:01 PM - spammah: "im bad" 4:01 PM - spammah: then i close the friends chat 4:01 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lolol 4:01 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: why does everyone 4:01 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: do that 4:01 PM - spammah: i know 4:01 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: yea yea whatever 4:01 PM - spammah: cant take constructive criticism 4:01 PM - spammah: just snarky behavior 4:01 PM - spammah: so appalling 4:01 PM - spammah: anyway 4:01 PM - spammah: so he's still playing demo last few days? 4:02 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: so thats like 4:02 PM - spammah: when im in the same team as him 4:02 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: 2 weeks of demo? 4:02 PM - spammah: idk 4:02 PM - spammah: no idae 4:02 PM - spammah: who cares 4:02 PM - spammah: so 4:02 PM - spammah: finds the reason to add snarky comments indirected at me 4:02 PM - spammah: "rely on your own skills" 4:02 PM - spammah: "dont trust teammates" 4:02 PM - spammah: "its a pug" 4:02 PM - spammah: i laugh it off everytime 4:02 PM - spammah: what an insecure cunt 4:02 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lolol 4:02 PM - spammah: TODAY 4:02 PM - spammah: after i chewed out lona 4:02 PM - spammah: and omega 4:02 PM - spammah: aza pipes up 4:02 PM - spammah: "spammah" 4:02 PM - spammah: "iost a pug 4:02 PM - spammah: "cant rely on anyone but yourself" 4:03 PM - spammah: im like "wtf? stfu. u dont understand ur talking about" 4:03 PM - spammah: sec 4:03 PM - spammah: got the condump 4:04 PM - spammah: TEAM) spammah : why is our pocket holding so far ack (TEAM) spammah : every single damn time (TEAM) spammah : holy shit lona killed Flod with tf_projectile_rocket. yupi killed tharnos with scattergun. (TEAM) spammah : and u expect me not to rage (TEAM) spammah : fuck (TEAM) spammah : nvm *DEAD*(TEAM) Az : its a pug (TEAM) spammah : ok so? *DEAD*(TEAM) Az : u have to use your own skill (TEAM) spammah : stfu *DEAD*(TEAM) Az : to finish off your kills 4:04 PM - spammah: (TEAM) Az : :S lona killed harm with tf_projectile_rocket. (TEAM) spammah : you dont know what you're talking about aza. stfu please yupi killed teejay. with scattergun. (TEAM) Az : wtv man 4:04 PM - spammah: (TEAM) spammah : and also you suck (TEAM) Az : just a tad bit ironic (TEAM) spammah : nope (TEAM) spammah : not at all (TEAM) Az : ) (TEAM) spammah : n fact tharnos defended the BLU Forward Point for team #3 tharnos killed Omegarr with sniperrifle. (crit) (TEAM) spammah : i dare you to come argue with me in the forums (TEAM) spammah : wanna publicly make fun of you (TEAM) Az : i dont need to (TEAM) spammah : ok (TEAM) spammah : you're retarded (TEAM) spammah : got it 4:04 PM - spammah: (TEAM) Az : yeah yeah spammah i am skar LFT killed dMM.toki with tf_projectile_rocket. (TEAM) Az : u are the best (TEAM)Az : yupi killed Flod with scattergun. harm killed yupi with tf_projectile_rocket. tharnos killed skar LFT with sniperrifle. (TEAM) spammah : a MILLION times better than you (TEAM) Az : yes yes u are teejay., harm, tharnos captured the BLU Forward Point for team #3 (TEAM) spammah : thanks (TEAM) spammah : ) 4:04 PM - spammah: (TEAM) spammah : thanks. needed an empty friends slot (TEAM) Az : np 4:04 PM - spammah: bestest retard 4:05 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: HAHAHAHA 4:05 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: HAHAHAHAHHA 4:05 PM - spammah: yup.... 4:05 PM - spammah: azns 4:05 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: HHHEHHEHEE 4:05 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: THE 4:05 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: MENTALLY 4:05 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: WEAK 4:05 PM - spammah: mhm 4:05 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: FUCK 4:05 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: WTF 4:05 PM - spammah: dont know what to say honestly 4:05 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: i just ignore man 4:05 PM - spammah: like 4:05 PM - spammah: when enemy team has disad 4:05 PM - spammah: or players down 4:05 PM - spammah: u push correct? 4:05 PM - spammah: no matter what class ur playing? 4:05 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: no energy to deal with thier nonsense problems 4:05 PM - spammah: u push in aggressive stance 4:05 PM - spammah: but our combo holding far back 4:06 PM - spammah: and suddenly a retard in the name of aza pipes in 4:06 PM - spammah: saying something comlpetely irrelevant 4:06 PM - spammah: bestest mentality 4:06 PM - spammah: anyway 4:06 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: yea 4:06 PM - spammah: yeah 4:06 PM - spammah: ugh 4:06 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: better dont 4:06 PM - spammah: these guys man 4:07 PM - spammah: 1 sec 4:07 PM - spammah: lemme save the chat log 4:07 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: k 4:07 PM - spammah: its the only way you can fight retards 4:07 PM - spammah: when they gossip 4:07 PM - spammah: is by copy pasting chat log 4:07 PM - spammah: even though i realyl dont wanna bother 4:07 PM - spammah: azn hate doesnt affect me 4:07 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: i live here 4:07 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: and it doesnt affect me 4:08 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: come to think of it 4:09 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: maybe thats why they circle jerk so much 4:09 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: they find comfort in each other 4:09 PM - spammah: mhm 4:09 PM - spammah: worst part is 4:09 PM - spammah: aza's that insecure dude 4:09 PM - spammah: who has to whine all the time 4:09 PM - spammah: and a big gossip monger from what i've heard 4:09 PM - spammah: so 4:09 PM - spammah: gg 4:09 PM - spammah: im gonna turn out to look like the bad guy anyway 4:10 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: hahaha 4:10 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: you're gonna look bad if you dont take their side 4:10 PM - spammah: its ok 4:10 PM - spammah: im in a diff country 4:10 PM - spammah: not gonna affect me 4:10 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: its either them or the other side 4:11 PM - spammah: its ok 4:11 PM - spammah: just finished lunch 4:11 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: curry? 4:11 PM - spammah: gonna go back in and play some more pugs lol 4:11 PM - spammah: yesssssss 4:11 PM - spammah: uncle drew's curry 4:11 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: woooo 4:11 PM - spammah: so good 4:11 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: so gud 4:11 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: fuck todays paper 4:11 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lol 4:11 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: such bad organization 4:11 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: the paper started 30 mins late 4:12 PM - spammah: why 4:12 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: huge crowd stuck outside the expo 4:12 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: in the blistering heat 4:12 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: i think they messed up inside 4:12 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: setting up the papers 4:12 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lots of unhappy people 4:15 PM - spammah: zzz 4:15 PM - spammah: that's gay 4:15 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: lol 4:15 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: so everyone goes in uncomfortable 4:19 PM - spammah: http://asiafortress.com/forums/index.php?/topic/3672-im-sorry-spammah/#entry33699 4:19 PM - spammah: heheheeee 4:20 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: LOL 4:20 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: u didnt say anything to him? 4:20 PM - Uncle Drew's Curry Laxatives: he just did it? 4:20 PM - spammah: ya 4:20 PM - spammah: well 4:20 PM - spammah: i said im gonna make a thread 4:20 PM - spammah: and call him out publicly 4:20 PM - spammah: for being a retard 4:20 PM - spammah: and being a gossip monger 4:20 PM - spammah: wasnt' actually gonna do it LOL 4:20 PM - spammah: shit 4:21 PM - spammah: so insecure
  6. spammah

    Possible ways for asiafortress to improve

    Much better post... but you're assuming the pug admins go ban-crazy which is NOT the case. In fact, I urge you to go through the sourcebans list and pick out any of the bans I've done and I'll tell you exactly the reasoning behind each of those bans. Ever since the f2p situation in TF2, there has been literally hundreds of ignorant casual players who just join pug servers without reading rules or guides or whatever and proceed to trash the pug games by bad offclassing, talking shit, going afk, quitting in the middle of games etc. If you're the administrator running a pug network with an automated pug system, you'd be doing the same thing AF does. Most of the AF pug admins don't ban by offenses or judgement, we ban by observing player intentions. And some of the admins are well experienced enough to tell in under 20 seconds of a player is intentionally being a douche or not. This is my reasoning: The game is called TEAM Fortress 2, not solo fortress 2 and I sure as fuck am not going to personally try to carry each and every pug team on my back just to have one troll/moron in the team fuck it up. If you're gonna bring the team down, I'm taking you down with me. If you're gonna intentionally be ignorant or a troll, I'm just gonna use my given admin access to kick you out and ensure some enjoyable quality games. If you think the current ban system the AF admins have implemented sucks, why don't you propose an alternative solution then, one where the pug admins don't have to waste their time mollycoddling the players and vice versa? If you STILL feel that strongly about the whole situation then by all means, let the flood of new-generation casual ignorant F2P players destroy the pug servers and turn it into Mokee's. Or maybe just make a new post and ask natapon to shut down the servers and the pug mod, which he's running from his own house and connection free of charge for the community. Playing on the servers is a privilege, not a right. For what it's worth, I only have admin access in the pug servers, I'm not an AF admin. Lastly, since you've exercised your right to call us names, I'm gonna exercise mine too. You, are a retard.
  7. spammah

    Possible ways for asiafortress to improve

    Don't put yourself down frostyy wtf nigga
  8. spammah

    Possible ways for asiafortress to improve

    ...... this is too hard to read, I can literally feel my brain shriveling. Why don't you just use your real alias and make your case and criticisms clear in a constructive and neutral manner instead of resorting to dumb angsty bait-posts?
  9. spammah

    STOP LOOKING DOWN ON THE FLOOR

    It's an epidemic.
  10. spammah

    STOP LOOKING DOWN ON THE FLOOR

    Number of floor sweepers today: OVER 9000!
  11. spammah

    what happened to lowyat

    Get lexxy to do a voiceover
  12. spammah

    Hello !

    HAHAHAHAHAH
  13. spammah

    STOP LOOKING DOWN ON THE FLOOR

    Fack. Yeah, I had the phone pressed up against my shoulder and I dropped uber like a retard. So, floor sweeping... it's a disease with no cure in sight.
  14. spammah

    Hello !

    Good luck in AF pugs, you're gonna need it.
  15. spammah

    STOP LOOKING DOWN ON THE FLOOR

    Fuck, yeah sorry about that, damn phone. xoom, you have no dick hence why you keep asking to watch your flanks heheheheeeheh
  16. spammah

    STOP LOOKING DOWN ON THE FLOOR

    Number of floor sweepers today: 9
×