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Long-standing commitments to the community don't seem to get enough love here too, I guess. For better or worse in the end, people who care a lot and sacrifice their time deserve comparable respect.

but who fucks a give, I'm a little girl with red hair

so lively, lively like a spring chicken

i think this forum needs more discussion the necessity of forming stable teams that don't disband in the offseason and run away because a bunch of australians beat them while using hurtful words not out of place in a fourth grade insults slinging mudfest because someone got their justin beiber cd stolen

nvm

ps : at least the best teams aren't forfeiting the league because they can't deal with equalizer and bonk being unlocked kudos to you guys on that one

Personally, there is way too much serious fucking business with people making unfunny trolls in stv when it comes to tf2 these days, especially finals. With that in mind - and with almost every single asiafortress troll with the exception of spammah being fashionably unfunny, here's a new way to occupy yourselves when spectator those big games.

This is called the Roaming Soldier Drinking Game. You can also see it as a quick route in attempting to become amused by tf2 in a fundamentally enjoyable way.

File is here https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kOtrr_waclP6GVmI0XiX1SI5n1YfJyFc9p4VdbwFyJo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

For those who cannot be bothered reading

A lot of people have been messaging me for official Roaming Soldier Drinking Game rules, so here they are.

 

Preferred drinks/what I usually drink:

Bailey's straight - a shot of this = 1 drink

Guinness draught

50/50 screwdriver

shots of vodka (shots count as 2 drinks for this game, so it's a good idea to have a beer or a mixed drink around)

shots of tequila (good for catching up if you missed half the match, these are 2.5/3 drinks)

 

 

Rules:

 

2 drinks if the Roamer is airshot

2 drinks every time the Roamer is needled

2 drinks for offclassing that results in 0 kills

 

1 drink for unsuccessful bomb

1 drink for offclassing that results in at least 1 kill

1 drink for any easy 1v1 that the Roamer miraculously loses when they clearly should have won

 

Discretionary drinks can be called, but a reason must be provided, and a description of what happened.

 

Preferably, you'll want to be in mumble with me because I've perfected on-the-fly drink shoutcasting, but if not, you need to listen to your teammates in mumble and if someone says drink, you must abide.

 

Go forth and enjoy TF2 like you never have before.

 

Bonus Points: Drunken TF2Lobby after the game.

 

 

Shoutouts to my beta-testers:

Luc

felon "tonebone"

Sherr

blacky

plat

 

Discuss.

Edit. 1337? So fitting.

tl;dr

Community with teams that only "operate" properly in the offseason is doomed to fail. Proper teams need to last longer than a season and need 6-8 players on the same page, agreeing about their approach to the game ... which is nigh impossible with a shrinking player base.

tl;dr x 10 ^ 10

blame spammah

I'm a little bit disturbed that you know that.

Only a little bit though.

Part 2 features spammah fisting people with arrows set to 1970s porno music and the sniper's head replaced with an image taken from a david hasselhoff movie.

Just wait for it, it'll be unique. To say the Least.

I can't be fucked checking through people's posts but

Pretty sure spammah's sensitivity is a lot higher than he says, because he relies on quick strokes for maximum effect.

HaRhArhARHArHARharHaR : >>>>>>

typical spammah

ps

spammah is gay

pps

very very gay

(this phrase is becoming the NFR phase, innit it)

I want a darn plushie

not enough said about how gay spammah is

ps

spammah is gay

pps

very very gay

1920x1080

windows senstivity 6

ingame 1.8

no mouse acceleration

2000 dpi

polling rate 1000hz

11.5cm/360

green medium cross for slot1

pink small cross for slot2

yellow circle for slot3

I think the sad bit is I have no trouble understanding anything he is saying ... x.D

Couldn't we have just put SPAMMAH in 72 text at the start of this thread and then locked it?

Would have been faster.

edit. That is pretty disappointing if what Seeker says is true. People should be excited about the opportunity to play against the best, especially since rep and sheep showed a lot of what is wrong with damage avoidance and scout-play in Asian TF2 last finals.

SHUT UP ITALIAN!

dats racist

HIT THE WIKIPEDIA HOTLINK AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

get hellscream on starhub mumble time, he does it a thousand times better

this is all your fault ch3rry

yeah man, I'm like David fucking Attenborough or something*

*some elements of said claims may be fictional. If you have a problem with this, screw you, I was too busy threatening ch3rry and/or bright at the time to pay any real attention.

**GODDAMNIT Spammah everything I say isn't funny, I'm not scotty ffffffffffffu

Take notice of how he highlighted the relevant bits like it would have a factor in convincing some of us to give a fuck. That's real professionalism in the face of an army of lazy nerds.

I like that.

I think we all know what really happened

spammah hits guy with rocket

spammah hits guy with rocket in air (legitimately good shot too, given the 150 ping)

spammah taunts thinking the other guy is dead

spammah proceeds to not kill the guy and get violated by ten backburner pyros

spammah proceeds to tell a disbelieving r3sty and tranny about his public server prowess, denying the truth with lines like "nah, I'm pro" and "no, ur gay"

nnta audibly facepalms

wish proceeds to jump into our channel and yell at everyone

Syllcy eats some more fucking noodles instead of covering a flank

sean gets on his magical fairy-soul powered flying star and shoots off into space

asian tf2 is exciting

Oh man, feresar on the starhub mumble ... all the under 18 year olds. There'll be more than :3 going down.

(would recommend)

Did he quit before a rematch to play his awful League of Legends game? If so, definitely bright.

What is your definition of high sensitivity then in terms of cm/360.

Isn't there a bug with the buff banner however? That allows you to "charge" damage without having the weapon equipped, and then equip it? If that bug still exists it might give a legitimate reason for a ban - can someone check and verify this?