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Major Discovery by Albert Einstein Uncovered

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Albert Einstein, one of the greatest minds to ever live, was once perplexed by the speed at which teejay was able to soak heals from his medic every pug. Seemingly impossible 70% heal rate on teejay on scout every game was consistently observed, leading to the hypothesis that this was no fluke. Einstein spent the last years of his life trying to prove the ability of teejay's ability to yell "HEAL MEEEEE" existed within the laws of science. Critics laughed at his efforts, claiming that this was an undeniable act of divine intervention. It wasn't until the end when Einstein found the answer. On his deathbed, Einstein spent the last seconds of his life jotting down what is now the world's most infamous scientific formula. win=teejay * heal²

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Test Subject 1 here. I can assure you that my mouse would move itself on teejay even if I refused to.

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i have stopped playing tf2 ever since teejay broke my earpieces by screaming "FUCK HEAL ME DON'T HEAL XXX HE USELESS!!!!!11!1!1!1!1"

 

erratum: i still love you teej

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FUCK WHY YOU STILL DON'T HEAL ME YOU FUCKING CB AUTEESEM WEI SHENME WHERE BOWL

 

FUCK WHY YOU STILL DON'T HEAL ME YOU FUCKING CB AUTEESEM WEI SHENME WHERE BOWL

 

not healing you

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