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The importance of gaming food

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Have you ever wondered why players like Natapon and crab_patty do so well? Because of the magic food they eat! (I think)

 

Lets take Natapon for our first example :>

Sometimes, he appears on AF servers with the id Nata de coco. So I have discovered the secret to his success... (Or it could just be that he's really good). These packs of Nata de coco cost about $1.50 and taste really good. Just down 1 pack before staying up all night to PuG or scrim and see the improvement! http://en.wikipedia....ki/Nata_de_coco

 

 

 

Example #2, crab patty. There are many variations of crab patties, but to get the exact formula, you can ask him. (Again, it's most likely that he's just that good at TF2) But a rough recipe would be found at this link http://www.foodnetwo...cipe/index.html

 

 

 

Next, we have Spammah. If you haven't figured out the trend yet, eat spam. IRL Spam, not the spam at choke points kind of spam (But frankly, I think he's just really good) Spam can be bought at your local convenience store. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam

 

 

 

Then, of course we have the guy with the most pepperonies. So much that he manages to annoy Spammah to get a 1 month ban, let's give it up for PizZAwow (He's most likely got skill :>). This is fricking obvious. 3 billion pizzas are sold a year in U.S.A. alone. If you live in SG, you can order pizza from http://www.pizzahut.com.sg/, http://www.sarpinos.com.sg/, http://www.dominos.com.sg/, http://www.spizza.sg/, http://www.canadian-pizza.com/posweb/, http://www.crustpizza.com.sg/, http://peperoni.com.sg/, http://www.pelicanpizza.com.sg/. BTW, I think PizZAwow likes pizza.

 

 

Finally (More like the last example I can think of), mm (No doubt, mm is just really, really good). You have probably eaten M&Ms before, and if you haven't, M&Ms are like small colourful chocolate skittles. There are also a bunch of different flavours like milk chocolate and peanut. Can be bought practically anywhere. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%26M%27s

 

 

 

 

I hope you will improve in your game and if the admins feel that this post is too trollish or insulting in some way, please take it down. And buy GamerFood from PizZAwow http://asiafortress.com/forum/index.php?/topic/2888-pizzas-guide-to-be-an-invite-level-player/page__pid__27764#entry27764.

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You Little Bitch... I'm the one behind all the Gamer Food... And I don't even get reviewed by the great Blurr omg...

 

Oh, I forgot. Ok I needa edit this.

And I wasn't talking bout real food. This was meant to be a semi troll post. Teh foods mentioned were fake foods. And I'm still interested in where you live so I can take your nuts, gamer nuts :>

So which pizza company do you want to represent? Meh. I'll state all those I know in SG.

 

There's so many more food references. i'll write them down if I have the time :>

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