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please leave your pick up line(s) down below

 

i wanna use on some people

 

thanks guys

 

you will able to receive prizes(?) from me if i consider your pick up line the best

 

open to all races and religions, prizes can be won more than once

 

 

eg. dota players only - did you just cast a spell?

because you gave my magic stick a charge

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are you a watermelon?

 

because you're big round and juicy

 

what the fuck i hate fruits

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" If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. "

 

" You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. "

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ALL YOU GUYS ARE WRONG, YOU GOTTA ASK AZAZEL. HE WILL TEACH YOU THE TONGUE TORNADO AND THAT IS ALL THAT IS NEEDED.

 

spiky cactus aye ? :)

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How did Az teach Cam though....

 

hmmmmmmm

 

#foodforthought #hashtagwarrior #anal

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candice seems to be pretty familiar with the whole tongue tornado thing ;)

 

what pick up line la kips... *smiles*

 

work work,

jobs done

- peon

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so straightforward... isn't even a trick, its all in the name.

 

make your tongue into a tornado.

 

apply it to desired area.

 

tongue tornado.

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"today's word of the way is leg , want to come with me and spread the word?"

 

and if you're really desperate

 

"can i rape you?

no? that's the spirit!"

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