babyshawn2 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2011 Warning: Long post ahead. TimexGoblinX: anyways TimexGoblinX: its been a honor chatting with u bro Babyshawn: okay Babyshawn: now go chat with gabe newell Babyshawn: http://gaben.com TimexGoblinX: whos that? TimexGoblinX: wat is it for? Babyshawn: my uncle Babyshawn: you'll get a bigger honor chatting with him Babyshawn: uh TimexGoblinX: ok where do i go Babyshawn: since you are bored chatting with me Babyshawn: http://gaben.com TimexGoblinX: im there Babyshawn: i think his contact details are on Babyshawn: check for a page that says contact gabe newell or something TimexGoblinX: i dont see it Babyshawn: you need to purchase access first. Babyshawn: its $4300 or so when i last checked TimexGoblinX: $4.350 now Babyshawn: okay Babyshawn: u need to buy first TimexGoblinX: 4.000 dollars? TimexGoblinX: i dont hav that Babyshawn: Well, you are a goblin. Babyshawn: I expect goblins have lots of coins around TimexGoblinX: im not a goblin Babyshawn: then why does your name say "timexgoblinx" TimexGoblinX: no im not that kind of a goblin TimexGoblinX: im not that kind Babyshawn: Either way, goblins are rich anyway. TimexGoblinX: im not money goblin Babyshawn: Buy http://gaben.com . TimexGoblinX: im time goblin Babyshawn: Best purchase you'll ever make Babyshawn: My uncle is a real nice parrot to talk to TimexGoblinX: i bet he is TimexGoblinX: but its the price though TimexGoblinX: i m not that rich Babyshawn: hmm TimexGoblinX: im not money goblin TimexGoblinX: im time goblin Babyshawn: i guess you could go to http://valvesoftware.com/ Babyshawn: theres a section there for you to contact Gabe Newell Babyshawn: chat with him. Babyshawn: hes my uncle. TimexGoblinX: ok i will TimexGoblinX: *with honor* Babyshawn: Okay Babyshawn: It's been a real pleasure chatting with you. TimexGoblinX: ur name is shawn right TimexGoblinX: yea u too Babyshawn: I believe so. Babyshawn: I lost my actual name years ago... TimexGoblinX: its been nice chattin with u too TimexGoblinX: wat was it Babyshawn: I don't remember Babyshawn: I woke up in a strip club one day Babyshawn: my mind was blank TimexGoblinX: hahahaha Babyshawn: I started working there since then. TimexGoblinX: lol TimexGoblinX: ok there is a tab that says contact Babyshawn: Yeah.. Babyshawn: Find the contact that says Gabe Newell TimexGoblinX: i dont see his name Babyshawn: http://valvesoftware.com/email.php?recipient=Gabe+Newell Babyshawn: here Babyshawn: my uncle TimexGoblinX: kkk Babyshawn: remember to keep your email inside so that he can return your contact. TimexGoblinX: kkk TimexGoblinX: ur name is shawn right? Babyshawn: You asked this just now Babyshawn: It's just what the people at the strip club call me TimexGoblinX: it is right TimexGoblinX: oh ok Babyshawn: I think so. TimexGoblinX: shawn Babyshawn: Yeah? TimexGoblinX: wait dude TimexGoblinX: brb TimexGoblinX: so u woke up in a strip club and forgot ur name Babyshawn: yeah Babyshawn: i got dumped and i was drunk as hell Babyshawn: then i apparently lost my memory based on the doctor.. TimexGoblinX: hhmmm Babyshawn: Probably amnesia Babyshawn: Sigh. Babyshawn: I miss my family. Babyshawn: You have a family? TimexGoblinX: yea TimexGoblinX is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. TimexGoblinX is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join. TimexGoblinX: well TimexGoblinX: kinda Babyshawn: I only remember my uncle... TimexGoblinX: its a sad story Babyshawn: I didnt meet him for some time already Babyshawn: so go contact him. TimexGoblinX: huh TimexGoblinX: wait hay dude Babyshawn: Gabe Newell.... TimexGoblinX: did u say u dont hav a family? Babyshawn: Yea Babyshawn: I live with my adopted uncle. TimexGoblinX: then i said i kind of hav a family TimexGoblinX: then i go a sad story Babyshawn: yeah Babyshawn: Well Babyshawn: its too bad Babyshawn: life is terrible. TimexGoblinX: yea TimexGoblinX: life can be terrible in some ways TimexGoblinX: like the time i was told wat happened to my mom when i was 16 Babyshawn: Have you contacted my uncle yet? Babyshawn: He's expecting the message from you. TimexGoblinX: oh i was TimexGoblinX: wats the link again TimexGoblinX: and did he adopt u? Babyshawn: http://valvesoftware.com/email.php?recipient=Gabe+Newell Babyshawn: I actually kinda adopted him as my goduncle. TimexGoblinX: ok so i go this is shawns friend timexgoblinX Babyshawn: Uh... Babyshawn: You don't have to mention me TimexGoblinX: oh ok Babyshawn: He already knows you're going to send him an email. TimexGoblinX: so wat shall i say TimexGoblinX: hhmmmm Babyshawn: Introduce yourself to him. TimexGoblinX: oh ok Babyshawn: He's always interested in making new friends. TimexGoblinX: let me do this TimexGoblinX: let me do this for a minute TimexGoblinX: i must think Babyshawn: Are you able to take a screenshot just as you're about to submit it? Babyshawn: I'd like to have a look. TimexGoblinX: no TimexGoblinX: cant Babyshawn: Come on Babyshawn: when my uncle responds TimexGoblinX: here ill send him it Babyshawn: i can help you TimexGoblinX: i dont hav that kind of computer Babyshawn: keep up the good impression TimexGoblinX: yea Babyshawn: What does this have to do with your computer? TimexGoblinX: let me introduce myself to him Babyshawn: I need to know what you sent to him.. TimexGoblinX: um im gonna introduce myself to him TimexGoblinX: does he work for valvE? TimexGoblinX: does he work for valve TimexGoblinX: ? TimexGoblinX: im thinking he does give me a minute Babyshawn: He's a PR rep. TimexGoblinX: and that is TimexGoblinX: something in valve? Babyshawn: he handles Public Relations... TimexGoblinX: ok Babyshawn: its pretty easy to get on his bad side Babyshawn: so let me know what you wrote just in case you wrote something wrong. TimexGoblinX: ok TimexGoblinX: kkk TimexGoblinX: ok so if u adopted him wat would u be? Babyshawn: His god nephew... TimexGoblinX: ok Babyshawn: He is gonna be helping me with Rage Craft Episode 5. Babyshawn: so yea... Babyshawn: haha TimexGoblinX: how? TimexGoblinX: oh wait i know TimexGoblinX: nvm TimexGoblinX: ok here i swat i typed Babyshawn: SWAT? Babyshawn: wait you're with the Police? TimexGoblinX: Hi there i am timexGoblinX i am friends with your god nephew hw mention u and i wanted to meet u but u can call me kenny im useing somones elses email right now and i just want to say that it is a true honor chatting with you Babyshawn: kk Babyshawn: nice intro Babyshawn: send the email now TimexGoblinX: yea thanks TimexGoblinX: i hav to do the image thingy Babyshawn: he'll probably contact u back within 24 hours.. Babyshawn: Yeah, just go ahead TimexGoblinX: its kinda hard for me cuz my eye sight is shit Babyshawn: Uh Babyshawn: I don't really get it Babyshawn: what does your eye sight being shit have to do with taking a screenshot and sending it to gabe newell? TimexGoblinX: no TimexGoblinX: at the botton TimexGoblinX: help avoid spam Babyshawn: There should be a captcha image.. TimexGoblinX: yea there is and its pretty hard for me Babyshawn: just enter it in as it appears TimexGoblinX: im tryin TimexGoblinX: hold on shit TimexGoblinX: it dont let me send it TimexGoblinX: i am raging infinity suns 1000 dragons vomit ur ass TimexGoblinX: dont mind that TimexGoblinX: ok TimexGoblinX: just dont read it Babyshawn: o...kay. Babyshawn: ill just take it as a compliment TimexGoblinX: finally Babyshawn: you managed to send it? TimexGoblinX: ok TimexGoblinX: yea Babyshawn: okay Babyshawn: its been a pleasure to talk to you. TimexGoblinX: yea TimexGoblinX: u too Babyshawn: hopefully we'll chat again soon when my uncle replys to you. Babyshawn: i have to leave now Babyshawn: bye. TimexGoblinX: bye TimexGoblinX: wait Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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