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Gaben is my god uncle.

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TimexGoblinX: anyways
TimexGoblinX: its been a honor chatting with u bro 
Babyshawn: okay
Babyshawn: now go chat with gabe newell
Babyshawn: http://gaben.com
TimexGoblinX: whos that?
TimexGoblinX: wat is it for?
Babyshawn: my uncle
Babyshawn: you'll get a bigger honor chatting with him
Babyshawn: uh
TimexGoblinX: ok where do i go
Babyshawn: since you are bored chatting with me
Babyshawn: http://gaben.com
TimexGoblinX: im there
Babyshawn: i think his contact details are on
Babyshawn: check for a page that says contact gabe newell or something
TimexGoblinX: i dont see it
Babyshawn: you need to purchase access first.
Babyshawn: its $4300 or so when i last checked
TimexGoblinX: $4.350 now
Babyshawn: okay
Babyshawn: u need to buy first
TimexGoblinX: 4.000 dollars?
TimexGoblinX: i dont hav that
Babyshawn: Well, you are a goblin.
Babyshawn: I expect goblins have lots of coins around
TimexGoblinX: im not a goblin
Babyshawn: then why does your name say "timexgoblinx"
TimexGoblinX: no im not that kind of a goblin
TimexGoblinX: im not that kind
Babyshawn: Either way, goblins are rich anyway.
TimexGoblinX: im not money goblin
Babyshawn: Buy http://gaben.com .
TimexGoblinX: im time goblin
Babyshawn: Best purchase you'll ever make
Babyshawn: My uncle is a real nice parrot to talk to
TimexGoblinX: i bet he is
TimexGoblinX: but its the price though
TimexGoblinX: i m not that rich
Babyshawn: hmm
TimexGoblinX: im not money goblin
TimexGoblinX: im time goblin
Babyshawn: i guess you could go to http://valvesoftware.com/
Babyshawn: theres a section there for you to contact Gabe Newell
Babyshawn: chat with him.
Babyshawn: hes my uncle.
TimexGoblinX: ok i will
TimexGoblinX: *with honor*
Babyshawn: Okay
Babyshawn: It's been a real pleasure chatting with you.
TimexGoblinX: ur name is shawn right
TimexGoblinX: yea u too
Babyshawn: I believe so.
Babyshawn: I lost my actual name years ago...
TimexGoblinX: its been nice chattin with u too
TimexGoblinX: wat was it
Babyshawn: I don't remember
Babyshawn: I woke up in a strip club one day
Babyshawn: my mind was blank
TimexGoblinX: hahahaha
Babyshawn: I started working there since then.
TimexGoblinX: lol
TimexGoblinX: ok there is a tab that says contact
Babyshawn: Yeah..
Babyshawn: Find the contact that says Gabe Newell
TimexGoblinX: i dont see his name
Babyshawn: http://valvesoftware.com/email.php?recipient=Gabe+Newell
Babyshawn: here
Babyshawn: my uncle
TimexGoblinX: kkk
Babyshawn: remember to keep your email inside so that he can return your contact.
TimexGoblinX: kkk
TimexGoblinX: ur name is shawn right?
Babyshawn: You asked this just now
Babyshawn: It's just what the people at the strip club call me
TimexGoblinX: it is right
TimexGoblinX: oh ok
Babyshawn: I think so.
TimexGoblinX: shawn
Babyshawn: Yeah?
TimexGoblinX: wait dude
TimexGoblinX: brb
TimexGoblinX: so u woke up in a strip club and forgot ur name
Babyshawn: yeah
Babyshawn: i got dumped and i was drunk as hell
Babyshawn: then i apparently lost my memory based on the doctor..
TimexGoblinX: hhmmm
Babyshawn: Probably amnesia
Babyshawn: Sigh.
Babyshawn: I miss my family.
Babyshawn: You have a family?
TimexGoblinX: yea
TimexGoblinX is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
TimexGoblinX is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
TimexGoblinX: well
TimexGoblinX: kinda
Babyshawn: I only remember my uncle...
TimexGoblinX: its a sad story
Babyshawn: I didnt meet him for some time already
Babyshawn: so go contact him.
TimexGoblinX: huh
TimexGoblinX: wait hay dude
Babyshawn: Gabe Newell....
TimexGoblinX: did u say u dont hav a family?
Babyshawn: Yea
Babyshawn: I live with my adopted uncle.
TimexGoblinX: then i said i kind of hav a family
TimexGoblinX: then i go a sad story
Babyshawn: yeah
Babyshawn: Well
Babyshawn: its too bad
Babyshawn: life is terrible.
TimexGoblinX: yea
TimexGoblinX: life can be terrible  in some ways
TimexGoblinX: like the time i was told wat happened to my mom when i was 16
Babyshawn: Have you contacted my uncle yet?
Babyshawn: He's expecting the message from you.
TimexGoblinX: oh i was
TimexGoblinX: wats the link again
TimexGoblinX: and did he adopt u?
Babyshawn: http://valvesoftware.com/email.php?recipient=Gabe+Newell
Babyshawn: I actually kinda adopted him as my goduncle.
TimexGoblinX: ok so i go this is shawns friend timexgoblinX
Babyshawn: Uh...
Babyshawn: You don't have to mention me
TimexGoblinX: oh ok
Babyshawn: He already knows you're going to send him an email.
TimexGoblinX: so wat shall i say
TimexGoblinX: hhmmmm
Babyshawn: Introduce yourself to him.
TimexGoblinX: oh ok
Babyshawn: He's always interested in making new friends.
TimexGoblinX: let me do this
TimexGoblinX: let me do this for a minute
TimexGoblinX: i must think
Babyshawn: Are you able to take a screenshot just as you're about to submit it?
Babyshawn: I'd like to have a look.
TimexGoblinX: no
TimexGoblinX: cant
Babyshawn: Come on
Babyshawn: when my uncle responds
TimexGoblinX: here ill send him it
Babyshawn: i can help you
TimexGoblinX: i dont hav that kind of computer
Babyshawn: keep up the good impression
TimexGoblinX: yea
Babyshawn: What does this have to do with your computer?
TimexGoblinX: let me introduce myself to him
Babyshawn: I need to know what you sent to him..
TimexGoblinX: um im gonna introduce myself to him
TimexGoblinX: does he work for valvE?
TimexGoblinX: does he work for valve
TimexGoblinX: ?
TimexGoblinX: im thinking he does give me a minute
Babyshawn: He's a PR rep.
TimexGoblinX: and that is
TimexGoblinX: something in valve?
Babyshawn: he handles Public Relations...
TimexGoblinX: ok
Babyshawn: its pretty easy to get on his bad side
Babyshawn: so let me know what you wrote just in case you wrote something wrong.
TimexGoblinX: ok
TimexGoblinX: kkk
TimexGoblinX: ok so if u adopted him wat would u be?
Babyshawn: His god nephew...
TimexGoblinX: ok
Babyshawn: He is gonna be helping me with Rage Craft Episode 5.
Babyshawn: so yea...
Babyshawn: haha
TimexGoblinX: how?
TimexGoblinX: oh wait i know
TimexGoblinX: nvm
TimexGoblinX: ok here i swat i typed
Babyshawn: SWAT?
Babyshawn: wait you're with the Police?
TimexGoblinX: Hi there i am timexGoblinX i am friends with your god nephew hw mention u and i wanted to meet u but u can call me kenny im useing somones elses email right now and i just want to say that it is a true honor chatting with you
Babyshawn: kk
Babyshawn: nice intro
Babyshawn: send the email now
TimexGoblinX: yea thanks
TimexGoblinX: i hav to do the image thingy
Babyshawn: he'll probably contact u back within 24 hours..
Babyshawn: Yeah, just go ahead
TimexGoblinX: its kinda hard for me cuz my eye sight is shit
Babyshawn: Uh
Babyshawn: I don't really get it
Babyshawn: what does your eye sight being shit have to do with taking a screenshot and sending it to gabe newell?
TimexGoblinX: no
TimexGoblinX: at the botton
TimexGoblinX: help avoid spam
Babyshawn: There should be a captcha image..
TimexGoblinX: yea there is and its pretty hard for me
Babyshawn: just enter it in as it appears
TimexGoblinX: im tryin
TimexGoblinX: hold on shit
TimexGoblinX: it dont let me send it
TimexGoblinX: i am raging infinity suns 1000 dragons vomit ur ass
TimexGoblinX: dont mind that
TimexGoblinX: ok
TimexGoblinX: just dont read it
Babyshawn: o...kay.
Babyshawn: ill just take it as a compliment
TimexGoblinX: finally
Babyshawn: you managed to send it?
TimexGoblinX: ok
TimexGoblinX: yea
Babyshawn: okay
Babyshawn: its been a pleasure to talk to you.
TimexGoblinX: yea
TimexGoblinX: u too
Babyshawn: hopefully we'll chat again soon when my uncle replys to you.
Babyshawn: i have to leave now
Babyshawn: bye.
TimexGoblinX: bye
TimexGoblinX: wait

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