Poll: Who will win division 1?

***nnnta*** · 07-14-2010 05:09 AM

AsiaFortress League Season 3
Division 1 Team Previews
By: Wish, spammah and nnnta

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Team Cataclysmic - Singapore, Malaysia
Xilver, Toshihiko, Xotic, Msc, Odium, Lena, Badhands, Rze, xê, Nnnta :3, L A LJ

One of the most dedicated teams in Asia who’ve stepped it up from a mere quarter-final placing (as Fangbangers) in AFL1. After struggling to win scrims vs. second-tiered teams, Cata have come a long way, struggled through AFL2 and fought their way to a second place finishing in Season 2. However, not all is well with the current Cata squad as a vital player, yuko (medic) leaves the team due to team conflicts and the other members having exams and other real life issues. Rumor in the grapevine is that yuko has always felt under-appreciated in his time with Cata as he was the guy who did most of their match organizing and being forced to play classes he does not prefer.

Predicted strengths: Tons of experience coming into AFL3. Expect their demoman (xotic) to continue top fragging as usual backed up by well rounded soldiers, Xilver and msc. Unpredictability galore when Toshihiko goes sniper resulting in 1000 headshots.

Predicted weaknesses: New scouts having to do rotations, having to bond with a new medic (nnnta), real life commitment issues etc.

“BOOM MY LOVE” - WISH
“ALEX = XE = WHORELEX!” - SPAMMAH
“XILVERLICIOUS!” - NNNTA

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Team WUTPSWSOTI - Singapore, UAE, Malaysia
Wish, CEEEEE, Acel, r3sty, Nishino, Priss, havoK, Lumi, fear, Selr, yuko, Kw

Apart from having a shitty and confusing team tag, these guys have a shitload of old-schoolers, their former team known as HNR. They have lots of individual talent however they’ve always struggled through in scrims or matches. The addition of some players ‘new’ to the pug scene and the introduction of havoK (and his mysterious disappearances) should certainly bring this team up to par with the current top Div 1 teams.

Predicted strengths: Experienced duo in the form of Acel and Wish. They know each other from the inside out! Addition of havoK boosts this team for +100000. r3sty’s a well-rounded scout. Whether he can put up a great performance in AFL3 remains to be seen. Ceemie’s shown some great talent as a demo, however he suffers from lack of confidence.

Predicted weaknesses: Uncertain abilities of Nishino, Lumi, Selr and Kw. Expect havoK to pull off some Houdini’s in some of their key matches. By that, we mean him not showing up online at all.

“PRISS MIGHT DROP UBER” - WISH
“PRISS DROPPING UBER” - SPAMMAH
“PRISS DROPPED UBER” - NNNTA

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Team Depopulation dpN - Japan
Peanut, palo, airy, faint, Natto=), Tanzanite, Queer, nEphiles, Turbulenc, prockey, usan, Antares

Depopulation has been around since forever. Led by peanut and palo, this team has gone through some transformations, most notably picking up tanzanite to complete a well rounded roster. Scrim results have varied for this team as they have punished teams that have let their guard down.

dpN is definitely not a team to be looked down upon.

Predicted strengths: Tanzanite and peanuts play.
Predicted weaknesses: Like a lot of Japanese teams, they have been frequently unwilling to scrim on foreign servers.

“PLEASE DON’T RAPE MY TEAM” - WISH
“LIKING THE ‘QUEER’ NAME!” - SPAMMAH
“PEANUTS ARE CRUNCHY” - NNNTA

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Jabberwocky - Japan
AgLaia, yoru, gelato, vaac, nekomimi, Yakky, lawson-nakamura, RowkeaL, lespo, Rokio, f^lame

An interesting new team that looks more like a mix than anything else. Led by AgLaia, they have picked up Xq’s pocket yoru, taciturn’s gelato and ex GX member lawson-nakamura.

Predicted strengths: Some good talent out of the mix. Look for Jabber to pwn everyone by their team name alone.
Predicted weaknesses: Again, the only thing really, the fact that this team looks like a mix. Hoping to see Jabberwocky pull a Jabberwocky and prove us wrong!

“YOU SHUT THE JABBERWOCK UP.” - WISH
“JABBERWOCKY IS A SECRET WORD FOR JAPANESE BUKKAKKE!” - SPAMMAH
“JABBERWOCKY REMINDS ME OF ADSF” - NNNTA

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Team Galaxy - Japan
viNez, hi-cook, Mendoh, 4ME, Fuu, PiZZaMiNN, Donald, hari, vov, O), silco
Currently the strongest team in Japan, not much is known about this team outside of Japan (nnnta: by that we mean spammah doesn’t know anything about them). Looking at Japanese tournament results, they’ve always been one step behind Xq.

Some of the Division 1 Asiafortress teams have been scrimming GX in the Japanese servers with the results always being 5-0 5-1 rape for GX, although some of the actual fights such as mid fights or such have been close. GX are not unstoppable. Whether they can continue their dominance in foreign opponent-picked servers and stamp their authority in official results remains to be seen.

Predicted strengths: Their teamwork, co-ordination and clinical play. Superstar scout pair of viNez and vov. Superstar soldiers, PiZZaMiNN and 4ME. And some great demomen and a solid medic in hi-cook
Predicted weaknesses: GX’s ability to perform in foreign servers.

“IS IT VI-NEZ OR VINES, LAKSJDLASKJDASKLDJ” - WISH
“I LIKE BIBLE BLACK” - SPAMMAH
“I CAN COOK, U CAN COOK, HI CAN COOK!” - NNNTA

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Fuck Me laterally AKA “The Fluffy 6” - US, Malaysia, Australia, India, Korea, Japan.
Cheerio, fluffyanimals, geha, hcaz, Kin, KAHOS, milky, Nemes|s, seeker, Scotty, tele, yuki.

This team is definitely one to look out for, with yuki, one of the best demoman in Austrailia. As well as people with super good aim, notably tele, scotty and geha. they can probably trash talk every team in division 1 with such diversity of players

The team that will definitely have ping issues due to their players from all over the world, also possibly communication issues as well. Foreseeable problems include: Finding a good server to play on; fluffy+hcaz rage.

Most of the new Australian players are on this team, so hopefully we see some really good trash talking and hopefully everyone understands, FUCK. And skills to back it up. Hopefully they become good additions to our community.

Running ping based lineups (if they choose to do so) may lead to their downfall.

Predicted strengths: Very strong individuals
Predicted weaknesses: : Emotions getting the better of them, communication problems(wtf is fluffy saying?), Kin, fluffyanimal’s sexual manly man’s voice sending everyone into a trance. Inconsistent lineup.

“HCAZ = SHITCUNT” - WISH
“HCAZ = GOOK” - SPAMMAH
“HCAZ = UGLY JEW” - NNNTA

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Chaineese - UAE
spammah

Predicted strength:: camel’s milk
Predicted weaknesses: : spammah

“ANAS IS WIN.” - WISH
“I IS WIN” - SPAMMAH
“AN ASS IS WIN” - NNNTA

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Team Face + Dizziness Union - Korea
;e, VIO[WAIT], ?, connection, Geeun, Emily_Foxy, effy, Old, do_OL, rex, larky, JS

Korean teams Face o_0 and Dizziness who took part in AFL Season 2 are back and have combined forces for AFL Season 3. However, the combination of the two best Korean teams may not be as awesome as everyone may think.

Notable absences in this new roster include; opd, the current best demo in Korea (AND Asia), W40K[Life], Manufacturing aka memedic and Lawdong. The Korean TF2 pug/scrim scene is quite active though.

Predicted strengths: Team/players doing daily pugs/scrims.
Predicted weaknesses: Missing some lawdong, gayopd, life(mr pringles) and manufacturing.

“uh................” - WISH
“MEMEDIC’S A LUCKY BASTARD WHO GETS TO OGLE AT HOT KOREAN NURSES IN THE HOSPITAL. PASS ME SOME NUMBERS & EMAILS YOU LUCKY DOG!” - SPAMMAH
“GEEUN! :3” - NNNTA

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M@T4 - Taiwan
Sharon, Cid, Cocktail, Gid, Xvo, RDA, Hercules, Svynice

Interesting Taiwan team. Supposed to be a rebirth of MX. Not much is known about this new team. The old MX team was supposedly the main motivator for WCG Singapore winners V.co to train. MX went inactive after that due to national service commitments etc.

Predicted strengths: Old-school players. MX experience.
Predicted weaknesses: Questionable practise regimen displayed by their stubborness to only scrim/pug with their local community.

“RDA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” - WISH
“*SECRETLY HOPES THE TAIWANESE PLAYERS DON’T REMEMBER ME TAUNTING THEM IN FORMER SCRIMS!*” - SPAMMAH
“TAP SOME BONGGGGGG” - NNNTA

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Chaineese - Singapore, India, Japan, UAE
adsf, Row, VisualKei, nasty, nowi, can_lah_2, ch3rry, astatine, bright, trauma, ozr, spammah

Formed from a core bunch of friends; namely adsf, conggy, nasty, valent, who were also known as former top team [TFC]. This team has looked like a mix on the surface but they’ve actually been dedicated, especially after the addition of nnnx/nowi. They’ve had some great and close games in AFL2 and finished out the season with a humiliating defeat to Dizziness in the semis.

Much has changed since then. The squad has been restructured with some key notable players being brought in the form of Japanese scout superstars - ozr bakemono and Row. Astatine, ch3rry and trauma are up and coming players hoping to prove their worth in Season 3. Long-time veterans bright, valent and nasty complete out the team as soldiers. can_lah_2 will look to play full-time demo and eclipse his days in H2H (One of Singapore’s former finest).

adsf will continue to do what he does best. Be reclusive and be a gay waterboy in Changi Village. Refer to pic below for proof.

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spammah’s just a spectator in this team until he finds time to commit.

Predicted strengths: adsf being absent
Predicted weaknesses: spammah, communication with the japanese pair

“=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD” - WISH
“FKN CHAINEESE AZNS” - SPAMMAH
“PETER CHOW!” - NNNTA

Ratsyc · 07-14-2010 11:38 AM

lol @ wut & fml's additional comments.

Arylikh · 07-14-2010 12:11 PM

That was quick,did ya guys even sleep while making this yesterday.hahaha voting voting...and please put stv up....

ceemie · 07-14-2010 02:19 PM

WHAT HAPPENED TO CATA'S XILVERPHOBIA ????????????

Quote: Ceemie’s shown some great talent as a demo, however he suffers from lack of confidence.

/FACEPALM

**yuki** · 07-14-2010 05:17 PM

Rofl

should be good

**deliaren** · 07-14-2010 09:25 PM

i support chaiiiiiineeese

ppl

adsf · 07-14-2010 11:11 PM

epic pic

ding · 07-14-2010 11:54 PM

i think that pic is pretty handsome and cool and artistic and turns me on.

***spammah*** · 07-14-2010 11:56 PM

I think that pic is pretty gay and artistic and doesn't afraid of anything.

**Kin** · 07-15-2010 08:29 AM

Quote:Fuck Me laterally AKA “The Fluffy 6” - US, Malaysia, Australia, India, Korea, Japan.
Cheerio, fluffyanimals, KAHOS, geha, hcaz, Kin, milky, Nemes|s, seeker, Scotty, tele, yuki.

This team is definitely one to look out for, with yuki, one of the best demoman in Austrailia. As well as people with super good aim, notably tele, scotty and geha. they can probably trash talk every team in division 1 with such diversity of players

The team that will definitely have ping issues due to their players from all over the world, also possibly communication issues as well. Foreseeable problems include: Finding a good server to play on; fluffy+hcaz rage.

Most of the new Australian players are on this team, so hopefully we see some really good trash talking and hopefully everyone understands, FUCK. And skills to back it up. Hopefully they become good additions to our community.

Running ping based lineups (if they choose to do so) may lead to their downfall.

Predicted strengths: Very strong individuals
Predicted weaknesses: : Emotions getting the better of them, communication problems(wtf is fluffy saying?), Kin, fluffyanimal’s sexual manly man’s voice sending everyone into a trance. Inconsistent lineup.

fluffy rapes every 1 with the mic and ya seeker for the win ^_^

Poll: Who will win division 1?
	Cataclysmic
	WUTPSWSOTI
	The Fluffy 6
	Depopulation
	Jabberwocky
	Team Galaxy
	Chaineese
	Face + Dizziness Union
	M@T4