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Introducing: Asia Fortress MASHED Potatoes Competition

Started by Shounic, Dec 02 2013 10:08 PM

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#1

Shounic

     

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Hope you're all excited for the last month of the year, and we all know what that means! CHRISTMAS! Well here at Asia Fortress we celebrate Christmas too!

But we have been keeping a secret from you all and it's time to come clean....

Last Christmas, our dearest sand camel was out on a ski trip with Admirable Fuzzbeard. They were enjoying their time off as admins in the busy world of Asia Fortress. They've decided to stay the night at a cabin in the middle of the forest that nobody occupied for some reason. No reason not to go in!

Everything was fine that night when all of a sudden... "FUCKING NIGGERS!" shouted Spammah as he woke up in the middle of a night to a loud noise outside the cabin. Sleeping in the same bed with him, Fuzz groaned out loud, "Whatis it? someone off-classing again?" as he casually stroked his beard and sat up on the bed.

"Nah Curry Powder I heard a loud noise outside", replied Spammah.

“Well I’ve watched enough horror movies to know what happens next. I’ll get some paper to start working on my will.”

“No you fucking nigger! We have to investigate. Don't worry, after my eye surgery I'm like Peter Pan from that fucking Dinsey Movie, I can meatshot anything!!”

“Don’t you mean Robin Hood….? But -sigh- whatever. Let my grab my comb real quick.”

“The fuck do you need to comb? Let’s go nigger their flank is weak!!!!”

“My beard is messy.”

After a brief period of verbal abuse, the admin duo finally make it outside of the cabin. As Spammah takes his first step into the icy cold, he yet again screams more expletives into the child friendly forest neighbourhood. Luckily for Fuzz, he was able to calm Spammah down by letting him hold his beard.

"Okay... So let's see here.... Where was that noise...." Spammah, whose middle name was Goldfish, was having difficulties in pinpointing the general whereabouts of the loud noise and decided to go for the most rational option. Despite the fact that the piece of equipment didn't have much relevance to the ski trip, Spammah went back inside to grab an aluminum suitcase. What's inside????

"Okay Fuzz. This radar is top of the line technology, I estimate we'll be able to find that mysterious noise in two hours."

As Spammah configures his radar, Fuzz comments “Why do you need the radar? Don’t you remember where the sound came from?” “WELL IF YOU’RE SO FUCKING SMART YOU TRY FIND IT FUCKING CURRY SNORTING CUNT” screamed Spammah. Fuzz examines his surroundings and spot a faint yellow light being emitted from behind the Cabin. “It’s probably you know, in that direction…” Fuzz comments. Fuzz awkwardly stands in the cold staring at Spammah’s angry camel eyes anticipating for a reply that would never come before sighing and leading the way.

What the two saw could only be simply described as a capsule. The capsule had a handle on it; presumably a hatch that opens to reveals the capsule’s contents. Upon closer examination, there’s a message on it. “WARNING: HONKEES”

Spammah places his two hands on the handle and starts jerking it. “Wait Spammah! We need to think about this rationally before we open this. Clearly something dangerous lies behind this door!” shouted Fuzz. Spammah paused his jerking to turn to Fuzz. He shrugs and then promptly goes back to jerking the door, attempting to open it. “SPAMMAH THINK ABOUT THIS” Fuzz warned Spammah. But no. Spammah want open, Spammah must open.

Eventually Fuzz passes out from exhaustion and Spammah, being a camel, kept pushing on. One of Spammah's humps were thoroughly depleted but at last......the capsule opened. Inside was what Spammah described as “yellow niggers”. These aliens were pulled out of the capsule, and were identified as “Shounic”, and "And". There were more aliens in the capsule but Spammah got tired and closed the door trapping the rest inside.

Shounic and And were brought back into the secret underground Asia Fortress Admin Cave to work in the secret potato farm, right next to the now obsolete padi field because of all the excess padi a fellow Vietnamese couldn't sell and just donated it to Asia Fortress.

Introducing the ASIA FORTRESS MASH POTATOS FOOD FIGHT!

That’s right my dear potatoes! The story didn't really explain anything but the idea is simple. You sign-up, we mix you all into teams. This competition will run for the month of December, and the winner announced at the end, along with a prize.

BUT IT’S ACTUALLY NOT AS SIMPLE AS THAT. (oh dang son)

Did you ever want to play with the best of the best? No? Well still, it would be fun wouldn’t it????? We have a mysterious list of Veterans who will be mixed into the teams with you. NOW THAT’S A MASHED POTATO.

How to Sign-Up:
http://asiafortress.com/forums/index.php?/topic/3256-afcmash-sign-ups/

Click here to view the article

#2

Spiky Cactus

  

huh i dodnt get it

just need something clarified

do I get to throw actual potatoes at spammah

Y: ok im in
N: N

#3

qjyap

  

Name: qj
Steam Profile Link: steamcommunity.com/id/qjyap
Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:32686523
Prefered Class (to play): scoot

Congratulations on your first good post Shounic!!!!!!

#4

iridescentFUZZ
  • 2 Tutorials

        

I demand monetary compensation for this unlicensed use of the Admiral Fuzzbeard™ brand.

#5

cloverella
  • Locationur face

     

Name: cloverella
Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunit.../id/cloverella/
Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:41484397
Prefered Class (to play): hooker/soldier/scout!!!
fuzz is cheating on me!!!

#6

Azazel

Name: Az
Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunity.com/id/verybluebelly/
Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:35657178
Prefered Class (to play): scout

#7

SakiIsa

  

Name: SakiIsa
Steam Profile Link:http://steamcommunity.com/id/Sakiisa
Steam ID:STEAM_0:1:32389088
Prefered Class (to play): Scout
I'm gonna be... pr3d... cept backwards.

So I'll be... d3rp.

#8

blurr

  

Name: blurr
Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunit.../id/heyimblurr/
Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:58656238
Prefered Class (to play): Soldier, Scout.

可以吃的吗?


#9

HugZ

Name : HugZ
Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunit.../id/HelloImHugZ
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:44624934
Prefered Class (to play): Medic

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#10

kol

  

Name: chauve-souris
Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tharnos/
Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:18398484
Prefered Class (to play): scout


#11

mameshiba

wtf is this shit

name: mameshiba, tharnos-fan
steam profile link: http://steamcommunity.com/id/szeto93
STEAM ID: STEAM_0:1:37930862
preferred class (to play): scout or medic

#12

cknach
  • Locationcookie land

name: cknach
steam profile link: http://steamcommunit...d/charlieknach/
STEAM ID: STEAM_0:1:36476016
preferred class to play: scout or soldier

#13

kippanii

PULLING OUT, CANT PLAY ANYMORE
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#14

maxloo2

Name: maxloo2
Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunit...id/maxloo2/home
Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:28092525
Prefered Class (to play):
Soldier (and spy :D)

BTW, I'm a newbie.

#15

pp..

Name: pp ..
Steam Profile Link:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/pp_tf2



Steam ID:STEAM_0:1:13664004
Prefered Class (to play):
Soldier

#16

kaipy

Name: kaipy
Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunity.com/id/kaipy/
Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:37086666
Prefered Class (to play):
scout/solly

#17

lawkichun

Name:Hikari
Steam Profile Link:http://steamcommunit...m/id/lawkichun/
Steam ID:STEAM_0:1:43622832
Prefered Class (to play):soldier medic scout demo

#18

cissylove121

  

Name:Champagne Supernova
Steam Profile Link:http://steamcommunit...athcabforcutie/
Steam ID:STEAM_0:1:36347959
Prefered Class (to play):Scout

#19

sharapova

  

Name: Sharapova
Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunit...d/sharapova152/
Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:55231043
Prefered Class (to play): Solider

#20

Lokin
  • LocationHong Kong

Name: Lokin
Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039918388/
Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:39826330
Prefered Class (to play): Scout and spy




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